True love

Text from me (at home) to Mike (at work): "I'm missing you."

Text from Mike (at work) to me (at home): "More than usual? (If that's possible.)"

"Of course. And the kids aren't even playing up."

"What have you broken?"

"Nothing. I'm just missing you."

I think for a minute or two and text him again: "Do you think it's hormones?"

"You're not pregnant, are you?"

Yep, true love.